Is There A Doctor In The House?

Why do Dr.'s leave the room while we change out of our clothes? They are going to see us naked anyway! I never understood why Dr.'s don't just stand there and discuss why you're there as you're getting undressed...it seems like such a waste of time to me! I guess it's because there would be silly ones like me who would use the exam tables as a means to dance provocatively and do a strip tease, you think? Hey, those stirrups can be a beautiful, useful tool! Well, all I can say is the next time that the clock is ticking away as you wait for your appointment, just remember my suggestion for seeing the Dr. "on time"- in fact, I might just strip in the waiting room and save us all the pain of reading those boring, gossip magazines!