Small Paper Clips

I returned to work today after being on vacation for a week. My daughter & I had the most fabulous time of fun in the sun! We went to concerts (by the way...I am pleased to say that I kissed Rick Springfield's booty) and really enjoyed the Mid State Fair in Paso Robles, CA. Returning to the piles of work that had been saved for me to catch up on...I realized something today...small paper clips serve absolutely no purpose in the work place or anywhere else for that matter! The larger, more sturdy clips are the only ones that should be made anymore. And don't even get me started on the clips that you have to "learn" how to use- you know the ones where you have to flip around then pinch to open- now those are worth every cent! They make it worth using them! From here on in...I am never using a small paper clip ever again! Unless of course, it is to unfold it and pretend that it is my retainer! Hehe- Did you ever do that as a kid? C'mon...I know you did!