Taco Bell

I hate to do fast food...but if I'm forced to, I will usually choose Taco Bell. I feel like there is at least some lettuce & cheese involved! And no fries required! After church yesterday, Shea & I went through drive-thru and as I was putting taco sauce on my taco I noticed all these cute sayings on the wrapper of the sauce. I know that I am easily amused but I thought they were quite funny! Here are what some of them said:
I collect straws.
Tah Dah!
Can I drive?
Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I can hear laughing.
Scratch & sniff: Gotcha!
Thanks for rescuing me, HOT was getting on my nerves.
I'm taking the day off. See next packet.
The feeling is mutual.
& my favorite...
Will you marry me? (I'm saving that for my honey!)