"Beowulf"

Every time I see a billboard for this movie I have to laugh! Awhile back I went out with a guy who was a high school English teacher. He was a very intelligent man but I never felt he really appreciated my silly sense of humor. One night he was grading his students papers and I asked him what topic that they had written on. He just said, "Beowulf" and when I asked him to repeat it, I heard it the same as the first time. When I went and peeked over his shoulder and read the paper and saw that it said, "Beowulf" I said to him, "Oh, Beowulf...I kept thinking you were saying "BayWolf" and I thought it was a spinoff of "Baywatch!" I knew when he gave me a courtesy laugh that I probably shouldn't see him again!